reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
barbieandken: I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
lonelywhiteasian: i did thing and now i regret thing
Why do you live in your body like you will be given another? As if it were...– Warsan Shire (via oddi-tea)
fancybidet: When did self worth get reduced to desirability?
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
skittyspostlimitblog: sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
I drunkly texted A LOT of people last night. Whoopsie.
Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me....
itriedtothinkofsomething asked: Hmm a dirty ask? Do you like to play in the mud
captswole asked: Are those gauges?
Anonymous asked: can guys send you nudes?
And if I don’t meet you no more in this world, then I’ll meet you in the next...– Jimi Hendrix (via sunflowersoull)