July 2012
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hannabarbarian:
shutthefuckuphiba:
hannabarbarian:
when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done.
what if i do a bad job
then he ejaculates bullets and you die
I am my own heaven and hell.
– J.C.F. Von SchillerÂ
Flying Start
me: My dashboard is making it feel like I'm actually on a flight with One Direction right now
me: A flight to the district of sexual frustration and the land of the holy sex hair gods
You have to keep breaking your heart until it opens.
– Rumi (via fuckyeahrumi)
hausofdirectioners:
Me to those girls:
Leave my Special Irish Snowflake alone!!