hannabarbarian: shutthefuckuphiba: hannabarbarian: when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done. what if i do a bad job then he ejaculates bullets and you die
stealtheskyline: Swing Life Away (Acoustic) —...
I am my own heaven and hell.– J.C.F. Von Schiller
me: My dashboard is making it feel like I'm actually on a flight with One Direction right now
me: A flight to the district of sexual frustration and the land of the holy sex hair gods
You have to keep breaking your heart until it opens.– Rumi (via fuckyeahrumi)
hausofdirectioners: Me to those girls: Leave my Special Irish Snowflake alone!!